Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Overheard // IT Help Knows All Your Dark Secrets

IT Help: Hello, this is David, how can I help you?

Me: Hi, I'm having problems logging into the community college website? I can't remember my username or my password, but I know I have an account from a few years back. Do I need to create a new account, or can you help me find the information?

IT Help: Yes, I can definitely do that for you. Name?... Birthday?... Address?... Email?

Me: Uh... *gives him the official UCLA email*

IT Help: Nooo, that's not the one I have here. This is a Yahoo one.

Me: Oh. Hmm. Is it *awkwardly gives the first email address I ever made*? {Note: WAY back in middle school. Needless to say, it's horrifyingly adolescent}.

IT Help: Yep, that's the one. {You can hear the smirk. Drat}. Ready for your username?

Me: Sure! {Oh, naive me. And here I was expecting it to be something at least semi-professional...}.

IT Help: Okay, here goes: T. W. E. E. T. Y. S. G. I. R. L.

Me: ... {Mentally: what IS tha-- DRAT}.

IT Help: It looks like... Tweety's girl?

Me: Uh... *invisible facepalm* Yeaaah, I made this way back in early high school. *nervous haha* Thanks for finding my account.

IT Help: Yeah, no problem! Anything else today?

Me: Nope. Thanks again! Have a great day!

IT Help: You too! 


You know what the best part is? I can't change my username. I can change the email address, the password, everything else. But the username? Nope, I'm Tweety's girl forever. Dear goodness.

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