IT Help: Hello, this is David, how can I help you?
Me:
Hi, I'm having problems logging into the community college website? I
can't remember my username or my password, but I know I have an account
from a few years back. Do I need to create a new account, or can you
help me find the information?
IT Help: Yes, I can definitely do that for you. Name?... Birthday?... Address?... Email?
Me: Uh... *gives him the official UCLA email*
IT Help: Nooo, that's not the one I have here. This is a Yahoo one.
Me: Oh. Hmm. Is it *awkwardly gives the first email address I ever made*? {Note: WAY back in middle school. Needless to say, it's horrifyingly adolescent}.
IT Help: Yep, that's the one. {You can hear the smirk. Drat}. Ready for your username?
Me: Sure! {Oh, naive me. And here I was expecting it to be something at least semi-professional...}.
IT Help: Okay, here goes: T. W. E. E. T. Y. S. G. I. R. L.
Me: ... {Mentally: what IS tha-- DRAT}.
IT Help: It looks like... Tweety's girl?
Me: Uh... *invisible facepalm* Yeaaah, I made this way back in early high school. *nervous haha* Thanks for finding my account.
IT Help: Yeah, no problem! Anything else today?
Me: Nope. Thanks again! Have a great day!
IT Help: You too!
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You know what the best part is? I can't change my username. I can change the email address, the password, everything else. But the username? Nope, I'm Tweety's girl forever. Dear goodness.
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You know what the best part is? I can't change my username. I can change the email address, the password, everything else. But the username? Nope, I'm Tweety's girl forever. Dear goodness.
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