Me, age 6: That's TJ.*points at the dog* Those are JoeJoe and GiGi. *points at the budgies* And this is Goliath. *points at the large brown and white tailless rodent*
Parents' Friend: Goliath? Oh, that's a wonderful name! The perfect name! It's great! Oh man!
Mom: ... Why is it such a great name?
Parents' Friend: Cause that's the BIGGEST hamster I EVER saw!!!
Me: That's a guinea pig.